Well, It is Friday night and I am bored. I can't stand waiting to go on my trip to Hawaii.
And the fun will begin the second I get off the plane, as my trusty friends have a plan to keep me busy and scare the locals and fellow tourists...
Terra’s Holiday To Do List
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to complete – and bring proof of completion – the following tasks. Prizes will be awarded based on how many you complete. Good Luck!
Take a photo of a person wearing a bathing suit they have no business wearing
Take a picture of yourself with a local law enforcer – bonus points if you are being arrested at the time
Tell someone you are a Pediatric Podiatrist
Go Line dancing – bonus points if it isn’t a country bar
Ask someone if they have gotten Lei’d while being in Hawaii
Take a surf lesson
Ask an attractive 18-22 year old male to rub lotion on your back – bonus points if he also rubs it on your front
Make the comment while looking at a volcano “That is some crack”
Go to a buffet and heap your plate full of one item (can’t be fruit)
Collect five match books from different bars – bonus points for gay bars
Dance the hula – in public
Take a photo of yourself on the beach wearing a hat, mittens and scarf
Tell someone you live in an igloo
Send a drink to a handsome gentleman in your hotel bar – bonus points if you follow up with the line “are your legs tired because you have been running through my thoughts all night”
Buy a drink that is served in a piece of fruit
I will keep you posted at the successes and failures of my mission.
Over and out!
Terra
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